I’m fed up with all these anti-vaccine ,
anti-jook posts I’m getting on WhatsApp.
Every other video is about jooking.
Some man noh want to get a jook.
Maybe because dem can’t jook good
And some women don’t want it
Is like dem noh like get jook or never get a good jook yet.
Maybe di size of the needle frighten them.
I admit as a man mi like fi give jook or get a jook. As long as it’s not a jook inna mi batty or a jook from a dutty John crow ediot knife jooker.
Mi like it when a woman sey mi jook good.
Sometimes times a man fi get a jook.
fi get a jook. fi get a jook. fi get a jook.
Sometimes times a Woman fi get jook.
fi get jook , fi get jook, fi get jook.
When mi was a pickney mi get jook on my arm,
probably that’s why I’m still alive.
When I’m going on holidays i sometimes have fi get a jook.
Mi noh like it but mi shut my eyes tight and think of Africa.
I ask myself. What if I’m wrong about jooking ( as I’m sometimes wrong). Do I want to commit a Type 1 or Type 2 error. Type 1 is , If I get the jook and I’m right, I live. If I’m wrong is either mi get a likkle painful jook or mi and most of the world dead or sick because of that jook. Type 2 is, If mi don’t tek di jook and I’m right mi might get a bad flu. If I’m wrong mi could a dead or sick bad bad. When mi si all di rich people dem a bruk nem neck fi get jook, and most of the anti-jook posts coming from the USA far right ( who though religious, seem to hate my people) mi decide fi get jook.
Well if mi have to get a jook fi live, mi a goh get a jook.
So I’m going to take the vaccine,
especially if it means mi can get a jook.
I want a jook. Where is dr cassandra?